"There is nothing funny about this Vogue cover, my friends."
At a speech in Michigan today, Sen. John McCain made a number of remarks accusing the media of rampant comedic bias in it’s coverage of his vice presidential candidate, Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin.
“Governor Palin is perfectly qualified to be vice-president,” the Senator began. “She’s over thirty-five, a natural born American citizen and has lived in the country for the past 14 years. My friends, I have read the Constitution, and technically, that’s all she needs.”
“But liberal comedic institutions like the Daily Show and Saturday Night Live are unwilling to focus on important things such as her age or where she was born,” McCain continued. “Instead they foucs on Governor Palin’s many comical attributes, like that she is a gun-totting idiot destined to be the second Vice President in a row to shoot someone in the face or that we hide her in a sleep chamber between appearances to help her avoid basic media questioning which she is unable to handle.”
Sen. McCain immediately followed this comment by saying, “What’s so funny?! Stop laughing, people!”
Rick Davis, campaign manager for McCain/Palin, hammered the point home with reporters, “We just don’t understand why everyone seems to be honing in on Palin. What makes her funnier than the other candidates? There are a lot of funny things about Obama and Biden too. Obama is black. Do you know how many black jokes I’ve heard and told in my lifetime? Millions! I could tell you some great black jokes right now.”
Moments later, supposedly, a black guy walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
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