Delaware Senator and Democratic vice presidential nominee Joe Biden has promised to cut back on his marijuana intake if elected to be Vice President of the United States of America.
“A lot of candidates can make a lot of pledges,” Sen. Biden began, “but who can pledge to cut back their pot smoking more than I can? If I even smoke half as much pot as I usually do, I would easily have stopped smoking more marijuana than all the other candidates in this race combined!” An awkward pause ensued as Biden spent a moment too long staring off into space.
“Wait. Did I get that math right?” Biden questioned. “Are you guys following me? I hate when people say, ‘Joe, you’re not making any sense,’ and I have to think, man, what am I talking about. But you get it, right?”
More as this develops or when Biden figures out what he actually means to say.