Prepare yourself for this Thursday’s vice presidential debate by printing out the rules below for this year’s Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game! Without further delay, we bring you the rules.
For Sarah Palin:
- Every time Palin mentions one of her kids by name, take the number of drinks corresponding to that child’s number in her brood (e.g. 1 drink for Track, 2 drinks for Bristol, 3 drinks for Willow, 4 drinks for Piper and 5 drinks for Trig). If she does not give a name, take 1 drink.
- When Palin mentions 9/11 in a textually-relevant manner (e.g. “We need to prevent another attack like the one on 9/11”), take 1 drink. When Palin mentions 9/11 in a gratuitous, textually-irrelevant manner (e.g. “When my son Track was sent over to Iraq on 9/11…”), take 2 drinks.
- If Palin uses the phrase, “hockey mom”, drink until she takes the self-satisfied smirk off her face.
For Joe Biden:
- Every time Biden chuckles condescendingly at Sarah Palin, take 1 drink. Every time Biden chuckles condescendingly at moderator Gwen Ifill, take 2 drinks.
- Every time Biden refers to himself in the third person, take 1 drink. If he uses his full name (e.g. “When people ask me, ‘Joe Biden, how did you become so good looking?'”), take 2 drinks.
- If Biden points out that despite being less than 1/100th the size, Delaware has more people than Alaska, drink until you see the bottom of your glass.
If either candidate says:
- Russia, take 1 drink. U.S.S.R., take 2 drinks. Swimming the Bering Straight, take 3 drinks.
- Hillary Clinton, take 1 drink. Bill Clinton, take 2 drinks. Monica Lewinsky, take 3 drinks.
- Dick Cheney, take 1 drink. Tricky Dick, take 2 drinks. Sucking dick, take 3 drinks.
Finally, if at any point Biden uses the phrase “I know Geraldine Ferraro; Geraldine Ferraro is a friend of mine. Governor, you’re no Geraldine Ferraro,” chug your beer, turn off your TV, and shoot yourself in the head.
Note: Slander ’08 only condones drinking irresponsibly during election years when you need it most.
* UPDATE: It has come to our attention that there has been more than one VP drinking game spreading about on the internet. We’d like to let you know that ours is the “Official” Vice Presidential Drinking Game as it is the only one approved by perennial congressional alcoholic Ted Kennedy and his brain tumor.
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I am sooooo playing this! 😀
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“When my son Track was sent over to Iraq on 9/11…” should be three drinks, though – two for 9/11 and one for Track. It is cumulative, isn’t it?
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So funny that the VP debate is turning into reality tv.
Linked to you over on my site- hopefully we’ll all have a very healthy buzz tomorrow night.
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hahaha well done
Brilliant. I love it. Unfortunately I have no party to go to, so tomorrow I’ll be drinking alone.
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The very first Official VP Debate Drinking Game was started at:
Look for the participatory post, and maybe your rule will end up on the top ten by the end of today!
how about everything McCain checks out Palin’s ass, take another drink!
very funny!
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🙂 that should be every TIME
So, what about Sara Palin using a word that contains more than three syllables (and no, dontchaknoweh doesn’t count) or Joe Biden staying within the time limit?
Can you, or should you, chug kegs during a drinking game?
i’ll play til I vomit!
Those Dems are bastards.
Sarah never rides donkey cock.
I know that.
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Oh please let this image work as a comment…it’s one of many hilarious graphics of our too-serious candidates.
I’m not sure my liver is up to the challenge but what the hell!
I can’t wait to die from alcohol poisoning tomorrow!
We are ALL gonna get TOASTED !!! LOL !
Love it! snagged & linked… Thanks!
I’ll be needing a replacement liver soon… Cheers!
I’m going to have to print this out and take it with me to watch the debate. Too much to remember. Oh, and thanks for reminding me, I have to hit the liquor store on the way there.
Great game, I’m running off to the liqour store right now to stock up.
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What a great idea!
If you add: Every time Sarah calls McCain a maverick, take a drink, and 2 drinks if she calls herself one.
…everyone is sure to be 20 sheets to the wind before the third question
Wow…and I thought eating our Presidential Poll cookies was gonna be fun! Now we can get wasted too…awesome!
Thanks for the tips! Hilarious!
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I think i might have to drink until i can’t see the bottom of the glass right when Palin starts talking. I can’t stand listening to her.
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Hahahaah this is great….I’ll def give it a whirl!!!
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Hilarious! I’d better buy more beer.
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Haha, sounds amazing. Too bad they won’t air it anywhere over here, but maybe I can catch a clip online somewhere.
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Good, but not great. Wonkette has been doing this for years:
http://wonkette.com/403206/palin-biden-debate-drinking-game-begins-now
Sarah Palin has more donkey cock riding experience than Obama and Biden combined. – John McCain.
“expatforobama”, you’re going to Guantanamo, boy!
And you, too, “Toad”.
As soon as I am elected president.
I predict much alcohol-induced blindness. Finally, I’ll finish off that Zinfandel-in-a-box.
Here’s another fun game to play tonight:
http://palinbingo.com/
You are both brilliant and hilarious!
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As a non-drinker, I will be with you in spirit. I bet that I will wish I did drink while watching this debate tonight.
My brain could really use a time-out.
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I will play the modified version of this, so that way I don’t feel left out. Great idea!
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Oh, this is good. I intend on playing, until I get wasted in the 6th minute.
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Yeah… people are going to get very, very drunk playing this!
Cool. Drinking is fun. It makes us think we are the Gods of this world. Oh wait- we are.
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I might just skip the debate and head straight for the drinking.
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Dammit! What if you’re already drunk??
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The debates dont start for an hour and I’m already drunk.
i thought it was funny, until you mentioned ted kennedy’s condition, you pieces of shit…
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That’s hot!
did anyone see this mccain ad screw up?
I hate to say this but that’s too many rules for a drinking game, remember people are trying to drink and not look back at the rules all of the time. Funny idea though.
Ohh man..i got caught by this post at just the right time..i desperately needed some reason( motivation actually) to drink more..and here you are..palin rocks big time..and iccchhhh…so do biden..ahh who cares im drunk..
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I think you should’ve included “energy-producing state” or “energy-rich state”. I think Palin must’ve said it at least 50 times.
Wow. I’m hungova! And Palin rocked the SHIT out of that debate. Am I Joe Six-Pack? Darn right I am. I can relate to redneck America because I can place a sense of urgency on war with my COLLOQUIALISMS.
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……hic!
I didn’t see this until after the debate but one really great rule that we played with was – 1 drink every time Palin says “Maverick” and 2 drinks when Biden says it. At the very end of the debate Biden slammed us by saying “Maverick” 7 times in a row! LOL 🙂 That was unexpected!
If you drank every time Biden lied, you were smashed by his first two responses!
love it
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