The Official* Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game Official Recap

After watching the V.P. debate last night, it took many hours and a good night’s sleep for me to recover.  Not because of the booze, but because 1) my brain had to strain so hard to figure out what relation the jumble of words coming out of Sarah Palin’s mouth had to do with the [...]

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“Dude, I think Sarah Palin is into me!”

“Dude.  I just watched the vice presidential debate, and, you know what, I think Sarah Palin is totally into me.  Yeah, I didn’t understand a single word she said, but I’m tellin’ you man, she kept winking at me the entire time.  Seriously, I don’t care what she said, she likes me, man.  I think, [...]

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A Deference to YouTube: Sarah ‘Miss Teen USA’ Palin

Up until this post, Slander ‘08 has featured 100% original content.  But recently I had the idea of mashing up a Sarah Palin quote with the much circulated Miss Teen South Carolina video clip.
I figured I’d do a quick search on YouTube, and sure enough, like anything in this digital age, many people were a [...]

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Jumbled Publishers Clearing House form confirms Palin subscribes to all magazines

A form riddled with subscription stickers submitted to Publishers Clearing House in 1994 confirms that, indeed, Sarah Palin is a subscriber to all magazines.
The document, obtained exclusively by Slander ‘08, showed that a woman who might already have won a million dollars, identified on the front as Sarah Louis H Palin [sic], displayed childlike enthusiasm [...]

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Palin “WikiTeam” will be on high alert during V.P. debate

Slander ‘08 obtained an exclusive interview from a source who refused to be identified discussing his work inside the Republican Party’s top secret “Palin WikiTeam.”
“I was brought on immediately after the Sarah Palin announcement,” the anonymous insider informed us.  “The party quickly realized that Gov. Palin’s Wikipedia page was under attack from a mix of [...]

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The Official* Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game!

Prepare yourself for this Thursday’s vice presidential debate by printing out the rules below for this year’s Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game!  Without further delay, we bring you the rules.
For Sarah Palin:

Every time Palin mentions one of her kids by name, take the number of drinks corresponding to that child’s number in her brood (e.g. [...]

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McCain campaign alleges “comedic bias” towards Palin

At a speech in Michigan today, Sen. John McCain made a number of remarks accusing the media of rampant comedic bias in it’s coverage of his vice presidential candidate, Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin.
“Governor Palin is perfectly qualified to be vice-president,” the Senator began.  “She’s over thirty-five, a natural born American citizen and has lived in [...]

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Latest Poll: Palin helps GOP lead in coveted “retarded vote”

U.S. citizens with mental handicaps might not be able to do some activities that the rest of us take for granted.  Voting isn’t one of them.
“As I’ve continued to exploit my innocent newborn child and his genetic disorder in a vain attempt to sway the political conversation away from important issues such as the economy, [...]

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Palin plays race card… on HERSELF!

In a stunning series of comments today, Republican V.P. nominee Sarah Palin claimed that she’s a blacker candidate than Barack Obama.
“I support five kids on a government job.  My teenage daughter is pregnant.  My dad was a track coach and I won the state championship for my high school basketball team and haven’t shut up [...]

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Insult to injury: Unwated guests added to Palin Evite

Less than twenty-four hours after it was revealed that her Yahoo! email address had been hacked, another shocking blow to the not so tech-savvy Sarah Palin: Over 400 unwanted guests have been added to the Evite for her annual Halloween party.
“This is a shocking invasion of the Governor’s privacy and a violation of Evite.com’s Terms [...]

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