The 2008 Election is one of the most hotly contested contests of all time. The mudslinging is fierce and things are getting dirty, as often is the case when mud is slung about.
Here at Slander ’08, we’re sick of the lies! They aren’t even funny! If you’re gonna make up some shit about someone, why base it in reality at all?! Why not just slander the shit out of that asshole?! That’s how they learned me in middle school, and that is what we still set out to accomplish today.
Slander ’08 is the brainchild of comedian and blogger Mike Pomranz whose propensity for drunken slander is notorious from coast to coast. We also receive contributions from Daniel Abrams, Daniel DiFranco, Joe Lewis, Damien Ober, Jed Tamarkin and Larry (from therantpage.com).
Slander ’08 will be updated a minimum of once a day until the election. We can be reached at igotlies@slander08.com.
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Great stuff – But don’t forget the big issue. It isn’t a question of Sarah Palin having the qualifications to be president—It’s the FACT that if that happens the real, behind the scenes, president will be Karl Rove !
Chew on that one a while, Bunky!
FYI- that “Bridge to Nowhere” does go somewhere, right to Putin’s colon. That’s right folks, if yer just drive on that porkway bridge- you’ll end up at a rest stop that has cutsoms officers. So forget about trafficking polar bears into the Russian Siberia, because apparently Palin and her Alaskan National Guard is flying in that “US airspace” with Blackhawk helicopters, shooting polar bears because they may spread mad cow disease. And if you by chance are so heartless as to try and smuggle wolves into Russia, yer got another thing coming- the Alaskan calvery riding on their own Jesus Horses!
Did you know that 73% of Alaskan girls between the ages of 15 and 19 are pregnant? It’s true- and I am NOT lying about that. They also have the highest infection of chlamydia in the nation. Delicious. Nothing like frozen meth lab, infected artic shithole, bearded tacos! Whooo Sarah Palin. Dat’s my bitch!
It is a rare known fact that Alaskan fur is in high demand among the Russian underground market. Nothing boils a Russian man’s blood like 100% organic, Alaskan pussy fur coats. This is Governor Palin’s proof that the “fundamentals of the economy are strong”, because like her and every other Alaskan redneck family is a herd of home grown, small town vajayjay hair factories. Due to the freezing temperatures the quality and plushness of pubic hair is unparalleled to that elsewhere in the artic circle (only second to that of polar bear penis holsters). They also come in a variety of colors including Palin Periwinkle and Sarah Scarlett and a variety of ornaments such as crabs.