A form riddled with subscription stickers submitted to Publishers Clearing House in 1994 confirms that, indeed, Sarah Palin is a subscriber to all magazines.
The document, obtained exclusively by Slander ’08, showed that a woman who might already have won a million dollars, identified on the front as Sarah Louis H Palin [sic], displayed childlike enthusiasm in aggressively applying magazine subscription stamps all over the form, including well outside the provided row of dotted rectangles.
“Whoever filled out this form certainly loves to read magazines and definitely wanted to read them all,” said a representative from Publishers Clearing House. “This person obviously wanted to have a vast variety of sources from which to get his or her news, and they probably have a great appreciation for the press, for the media.”
“Seeing this form, it’s really a microcosm of Publisher Clearing House forms in general,” the PCH rep continued. “Can I stop spewing buzzwords now?”














yeah but how many magazines does joe biden read? this so typical leaving out the details for one candidate to make the other one look bad