SITE UPDATE

Hey y’all!  We love you.  Seriously.  But if you are looking here, you’re on the old site. The new site is exactly the same.  All the old posts are there.  But so are all the new posts. What’s the difference?  It’s a technical thing.  We don’t expect you or John McCain to understand it.  But [...]

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The Official* Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game Official Recap

After watching the V.P. debate last night, it took many hours and a good night’s sleep for me to recover.  Not because of the booze, but because 1) my brain had to strain so hard to figure out what relation the jumble of words coming out of Sarah Palin’s mouth had to do with the [...]

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“Dude, I think Sarah Palin is into me!”

“Dude.  I just watched the vice presidential debate, and, you know what, I think Sarah Palin is totally into me.  Yeah, I didn’t understand a single word she said, but I’m tellin’ you man, she kept winking at me the entire time.  Seriously, I don’t care what she said, she likes me, man.  I think, [...]

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A Deference to YouTube: Sarah ‘Miss Teen USA’ Palin

Up until this post, Slander ’08 has featured 100% original content.  But recently I had the idea of mashing up a Sarah Palin quote with the much circulated Miss Teen South Carolina video clip. I figured I’d do a quick search on YouTube, and sure enough, like anything in this digital age, many people were [...]

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Jumbled Publishers Clearing House form confirms Palin subscribes to all magazines

A form riddled with subscription stickers submitted to Publishers Clearing House in 1994 confirms that, indeed, Sarah Palin is a subscriber to all magazines. The document, obtained exclusively by Slander ’08, showed that a woman who might already have won a million dollars, identified on the front as Sarah Louis H Palin [sic], displayed childlike [...]

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Biden promises to smoke less pot if elected

Delaware Senator and Democratic vice presidential nominee Joe Biden has promised to cut back on his marijuana intake if elected to be Vice President of the United States of America. “A lot of candidates can make a lot of pledges,” Sen. Biden began, “but who can pledge to cut back their pot smoking more than [...]

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Palin “WikiTeam” will be on high alert during V.P. debate

Slander ’08 obtained an exclusive interview from a source who refused to be identified discussing his work inside the Republican Party’s top secret “Palin WikiTeam.” “I was brought on immediately after the Sarah Palin announcement,” the anonymous insider informed us.  “The party quickly realized that Gov. Palin’s Wikipedia page was under attack from a mix [...]

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Biden Gaffe of the Day: “i <3 Ahmadinejad”

In what can only be considered one of his greatest gaffes to date, Slander ’08 has received report of a recent text message sent by Democratic vice presidential nominee Joe Biden. In the intercepted text message, Biden reportedly wrote: “i <3 Ahmadinejad.  do u think hed want 2 talk 2 us?” A number of special [...]

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