Palin admits to her faults.
Ever since being nominated as the Vice Presidential candidate of the Republican Party, a lot of rumors have been swirling about Sarah Palin. Rumors such as Sarah Palin spending her summers off from the University of Idaho working for pesos as a performer in a Tijuana donkey show, stumbling back across the border each night to San Diego only to pass out from tequila in the back seat of her Chevy.
These rumors are true.
Sources close to the donkey show have told me, “Si, Señor.” And based on the flavor of their rolled tacos, these were sources I could trust for hot delicious breaks… of news.
So what now for this governor of the great state of Alaska? How does the GOP plan to debunk these current allegations? If precedent is any indicator, probably by coming out and admitting that it was actually her 17-year-old daughter Bristol who earned all those donkey show dollars. They really seem to like throwing that poor girl under the bus.
Spread ‘Em: 
She found Jesus after biting into the worm at the bottom of a Cuervo bottle.
wow thats a good one damn i missed the show however i did catch the ellen d show yesterday the one that had michell obama momma on it sources told me that the dance she did was because of a butt plug that had somehow got twisted and the wiggle was to try and get it fixed ! it was later found out that the twist and wiggle attempts were not successful and the plug was full inserted into her large rectum doctors were called in to remove the item and also found 2 gerbils a set of keys and baracks watch which michell says she will clean up and give it for his birth day !
Must say, I have never heard of a Tijuana donkey show. Reminds me of a place in NYC I heard was debuting “live Samoan sex acts.”
Very funny!
I heard Sarah did a Pig-on-Woman show in Mexico, and after she got done frenching the pig, her lipstick was all over its mouth. And that’s how we got the saying, “putting lipstick on a pig.”
That’s why McCain is so angry about Obama using that phrase. McCain thought it was his own kinky little secret fantasy. You do know that he chose Palin as his running mate after seeing an amateur video of her act, don’t you? That was all the vetting he needed, baby! Now McCain is paranoid that Obama saw the SAME video and has the SAME fantasy. And Obama being a virile, handsome young man, he might steal Sarah away. Leaving McCain back with his blue pills and beer queen.
thomasina, you are my hero.